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Father to an 8 year old son.
Father: Are you familiar with sayings, anak?
Son: Yes Dad!
Father: Ok let’s test your ability. You complete the saying na sasabihin ko ha?
Son: Shoot Dad!
Father: When God closes the door, …
Son: …you can not enter!
Father: Aanhin pa ang damo kung patay na ang kabayo?…
Son:: …e di, ipakain sa kambing!
Father: At the end of every storm,…
Son: …there will be water all over!
Father :When someone hits you on the left cheek…
Son: …put ice on it!
Father: Pag may tiyaga…
Son: .. ah, hindi ikaw yon Dad!
Father: Ang taong hindi marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan, …
Son: …bakit kailangan bang lumingon?
Father: When you love someone set her free, if she comes back…
Son: …meaining she’s not pretty!
Father: If you have nothing good to say…
Son: …lagot ka kay titser!
Father: Guns don’t kill people…
Son: …God will!
GUEST to Motel Receptionist: Tagpila room ninyo diri?
RECEPTIONIST: Depende Sir, Special or Ordinary na room?
GUEST: Unsa man kalainan ?
RECEPTIONIST : Special, naay masahista ug TV.
Ang Ordinary, naay TB ang masahista!!
BOY: Sir, apply unta ko pagka-boy.
AMO: Sige, bahugan nimo ang iro kada buntag ug hotdog,
corn beef ug chorizo
BOY: Kining Sir, apply nalang ko pagka-iro. Aw! aw! aw!
DONYA: Kay bago man ka dinhi, gusto ko masayod ka nga
ang pamahaw diri alas sais impunto!
MAID: Way problema Nyora! Kung tulog pa ko anang
orasa, una nalang mo ug ka-on!!
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Tessie: Asa imo’ng amerkana?
Didi: Diri ra man to nako gi-sablay.
Tessie (jokingly): Basig asa to nga balay nimo gibilin ha, na-a tingali ka lain balay kada uli nako sa Cebu!
(sa ako’ng kalimtnon, ni sulay ko ug pinsar kung duna ba gyud ko la-ing balay. Moments later….)
Tessie: Di-a ra di-ay sa ako’ng cabinet!
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