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Aug 17 2009 » (Uncategorized)
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I just write this joke to have something new in this web page .. kay natulog man!
Setting: Ms. Annabelle Rama being interviewed.
Interviewer: Ms. Annabelle Rama, always the beautiful and no holds bar in her commentaries about anything. Tell the audience, what is common between you and Aling Dionisia?
Ms. Rama: Haha, daghang ming parehas ug traits, pero duna sad kalainan.
Interviewer: Well, well, that’s Ms. Rama. So unsa inyong parehas ug ang kalainan?
Ms. Rama: Hahaha, Parehas mi bati’ … ako bati ug batasan; siya bati ug nawong .. daghan lang ug sapi.
bwahahahahaha
maayo pud ni da…
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Whaaaaahahahaha… meron din naman pala kayong tinatagong humor Fr. Jok eh.. hehehe…. Good day!!!! =)
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Years ago, you came into the world naked and screaming..
things have changed so much!
Now, when you’re out naked, somebody elso does the screaming!
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yes!!! two thumbs up!!! hahahaha… more! more! more!!!!!! =) hahahaha…
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INRITS UR BOCABOLARY:
by Manny Pacquiao
UPADATED EDITION TO…
TACTICS - tunog ng orasan
NO PEER - commercial nya
MOTOR KID - pag-ikot nya sa manila
CHECK IN - manok sa McDo
CORRUPT - pagsara ng mata
WIT - timbang
DUET - gawin mo
NOODLE - sagot kay kris sa deal or no deal
QUOTES - tawag nyakay Freddie Roach
CAKE - sipa
PANTS - suntok
STIRS - hagdanan
LEAP - kaliwa
hehehe.. =)
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brayt jud ni si pacman…bulahan kaayo ang mga pilipino ani niya…
ayaw mo kabalaka kay MACONGRESMAN NA SI PACMAN..HAPIT NA..MADUGANGAN NA UG MAAYONG LAKI ANG ATONG KONGRESO…
matud pa niya..ngahan jud sya magcongressman..to serve the people…UG NGANONG DI NA LANG SYA MAGWAITER?????????????????????
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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hahahaha…oo nga poh….
eto pa.. joke poh ulet….
PINOY NAKABANGGA NG KANO….
P: IM SORRY..?
K: IM SORRY 2!?
P: IM SORRY 3!?
K: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY 4!?
P: KALA MO BOBO AKO HAH!! IM SORRY 5!?
K: ARE YOU SICK!?
P: HAHAHA!!!… SICK DAW…!! SIX KAYA… HEHEHEHE…
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i got one for you guys. just heard it recently.i thought it was funny but then…. well, check it out. see what you think.
noon.perio was in a hurry to get his meal since he only has thirty minutes to enjoy his lunch break.he got into the restaurant real quick, sat on the stool and ordered his favorite soup.minutes later while waiting for his order, he couldn’t help but notice that the guy beside him was just sitting there, staring at his bowl of soup.so he spoke to the guy.”friend, you better start eating your soup or it’s gonna get cold on you.” the guy just shook his head to mean no.” don’t you want your soup?”, perio pressed on. again the guy just shook his head no. finally, perio asked,”can i have your soup?” and this time the guy spoke.”yeah, you can eat my soup.” so perio thought to himself,” boy, it’s my lucky day. two bowls of soup for the price of one”so he ate it two spoonfuls at a time fearing that the man beside him might change his mind.he was down to the last couple of spoonfuls when he noticed that at the bottom of the bowl, there lies a severed head of a mouse, still bleeding. right away, he vomited every bit of the soup back into the bowl. to which the guy beside him said, ” yep, that’s as far as i got too.”
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bai cider…naa koy challenge para nimo…itranslate sa bisaya imong joke hahahahaha
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